Showing posts with label holy shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label holy shit. Show all posts

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Passport Tracking vHoly.Shit

All system appear to be Go.

Saturday:
Dropped of by Jenna at 6:29pm ET at Astor Place.
Left Astor Place at 10:20pm ET.
Arrived Newark at 11:14pm ET.

Sunday:
Departed Newark at 9:10am ET.
Arrived Memphis at 10:18am CT.

More updates to come...

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Don't Panic

Sent at 2:41 PM on Saturday
me: um, crap
i cant find my passport
i didnt do anything dumb like leave it in the scanner right?

Sent at 2:45 PM on Saturday
Jenna: YES
oh dear
me: are you serious?
holy shit
Jenna: yes i'm serious
me: wow
thats amazing
Jenna
:
what are ou going to do??
are fedex stores open on saturdays?
me: yesss
im calling you

Sent at 2:47 PM on Saturday
Jenna: oh andrew
me: beginning to panic
Jenna: yeahhh
me too
why don't you just see if you can move your flights to tuesday?
me: no point in going thn
ill miss the game

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me: HOLY FUCK I LEFT MY PASSPORT IN NEW YOKR
Jeremy: oh shit
when is your flight?
me: JENNA HAS 35 MINUTES TO GET TO ASTOR PLACE OR ELSE IT WONT GET HER BY MONDAY
DONT PANIC
Jeremy: oh my god
me: DO NOT PANIC
Jeremy: keep me posted
haha
im not a panic-er
but, holy shit

Sent at 2:58 PM on Saturday
Jeremy: 35 minutes is maybe enough time
me: just a question of she can find a cab and traffic
wait
wait
Jeremy: if it gets there monday morning, are you ok?
me: what time is it?
Jeremy: 6:03
me: its only 6 right?
ohhh
ok, 90 mnutes
Jeremy: ah, nice
me: see, i told you not to panic
Jeremy: haha
your all caps was great
wow, i cant believe you forgot it
me: jesus
actually i blame noah
he sent me a checklist of things to do and one was to make 3 copies of the damn passport
i left it in the scanner
Jeremy: christ
what do you need copies for?
and good thing you realized this today
me: i mean... the sequence of events that led to the discovery was amazing