Don't Panic

Sent at 2:41 PM on Saturday

me: um, crap

i cant find my passport

i didnt do anything dumb like leave it in the scanner right?

Sent at 2:45 PM on Saturday

Jenna: YES

oh dear

me: are you serious?

holy shit

Jenna: yes i'm serious

me: wow

thats amazing
Jenna: what are ou going to do??

are fedex stores open on saturdays?

me: yesss

im calling you

Sent at 2:47 PM on Saturday

Jenna: oh andrew

me: beginning to panic

Jenna: yeahhh

me too

why don't you just see if you can move your flights to tuesday?

me: no point in going thn

ill miss the game

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me: HOLY FUCK I LEFT MY PASSPORT IN NEW YOKR

Jeremy: oh shit

when is your flight?

me: JENNA HAS 35 MINUTES TO GET TO ASTOR PLACE OR ELSE IT WONT GET HER BY MONDAY

DONT PANIC

Jeremy: oh my god

me: DO NOT PANIC

Jeremy: keep me posted

haha

im not a panic-er

but, holy shit

Sent at 2:58 PM on Saturday

Jeremy: 35 minutes is maybe enough time

me: just a question of she can find a cab and traffic

wait

wait

Jeremy: if it gets there monday morning, are you ok?

me: what time is it?

Jeremy: 6:03

me: its only 6 right?

ohhh

ok, 90 mnutes

Jeremy: ah, nice

me: see, i told you not to panic

Jeremy: haha

your all caps was great

wow, i cant believe you forgot it

me: jesus

actually i blame noah

he sent me a checklist of things to do and one was to make 3 copies of the damn passport

i left it in the scanner

Jeremy: christ

what do you need copies for?

and good thing you realized this today

me: i mean... the sequence of events that led to the discovery was amazing